Ride With Kirk

Who could argue with this.

Well it took 3 days and 12 mikes but the first trail is under my belt. I have started walking the King County trails. The pictures from the Soos Creek trail are here.

All over Washington the rodent population has been declining and is feared to be in “deep shit” according to Mousey Fields chief inspector for the Save The Rodents Foundation (STRF).  Fields goes on to tell us “with the increase in the canine population and the move to processed dog food, rodents just do not have a chance”.  While canine excrement may look, smell and taste appalling to us bi-peds, the rodent population has survived on this stuff for millions of years.  “This little guy just did not have a chance.

He was found only feet away from this tempting pile of poo.  Once he spied this feast, it was all over for him.”

Processed dog food today contains anti-rodent additives that literally make the internal organs of the mice explode within minutes of ingestion.  The practice of using these additives have already been banned in Europe and Japan.  Mousey is introducing legislation here in the United States in early 2112 to ban these additives here also.

Mousey Fields asks that we all do our part and stop feeding our pets processed food and get back to feeding them table scraps.  If you must feed your animal processed food, please think of the rodent population and scoop your dogs poop.   Walkers and joggers will tank you as well.

I got a call from my friend Layne last week and he had some passes to go see Lita Ford and Queensryche in Spokane. An hour latter we were on the road to see the show. After a little episode with failed air shocks, and car swapping, we were on our way again.

It was a good time. Thanks Layne.

Here are some of my pictures from the show.

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I once again have stopped smoking. I sure feel like I am getting better at quiting all the time. Unfortunately it seems like I have been good at starting again too. Well this time will be different!

I found these on my computer and thought I would post them here.

The benefits of stopping smoking include:

After 20 minutes

• Blood pressure and pulse are normalized, blood circulation increases.

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I think this show the phenomia perfectly.

Well those Rescue Babies are back and asking questions about where they came from.  Come take a look at the newest adventure of the Rescue Babies.

I am having a problem keeping up with all the politically correct labels that people want to put on themselves and I think this has reached the point of insanity.  I think for me to be determining the country of origin for every person I meet is unreasonable and actually kind of racist in it self.  This all got started for me with the whole African-American thing.

Isn’t the term African-American a little wrong anyways?  I mean if your are an American, why does the African part get to go first?  We don’t refer to people as Short Americans or Fat Americans.  There are rules for displaying the flag which state “No such flag or pennant may be placed above the flag of the United States or to the right of the flag of the United States…“.  Why shouldn’t the same hold true for some ones ancestorial roots, or denounced country of origin.  That should not get top billing.

We are just getting started here….

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Ok, lets start the tub discussions off with a recent one.

Has anyone else noticed that nobody can use a crosswalk anymore. I can not count the times that people are just hanging out in the middle of a 5 lane road. I even saw a couple of guys get violent at a driver for not slowing down for them. Now if they were in a crosswalk I can understand this but they were walking, very slowly, across a 5 lane road.

I think we should introduce the Death Race 2000  rules and these morons just help you accumulate points.

I used to think these were all young gang banger want-to-be’s but lately its everyone. (Even some old guy in a scooter/wheelchair).

So I say fuck’em lets get some points.

As some of you have noticed lately, the general direction of this blog has changed over the last few months.  I originally started this blog to keep in touch with fellow bikers, meet new people and organize our rides.  I have put a lot of time and effort into this over the last 3 years but have come to the conclusion that nobody really cares.  This is not a new discovery but one that has been brewing for the last 2 years.

Don’t take any of this wrong, I am not complaining, pointing any fingers or anything like that, but it simply is just the way it is and I accept that fully.

So….. here is the new plan.  Ride With Kirk stays but the focus of this site will change a bit.

If you want to know more, keep on reading (the good stuff about titties and ass are on the next page)….

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