I once again have stopped smoking. I sure feel like I am getting better at quiting all the time. Unfortunately it seems like I have been good at starting again too. Well this time will be different!
I found these on my computer and thought I would post them here.
The benefits of stopping smoking include:
After 20 minutes
Blood pressure and pulse are normalized, blood circulation increases.
After a serious long down time, the tub is finally back working again. The original hot tub rules are back in effect.
RULES
1.
This is not a clothing optional tub since there is not an option to wear a suit. If you want to wear a bathing suit, go to a swimming pool.
2.
There will be no whining about the rules.
3.
There are no exceptions to the rules.
I have received more that a few inquires into who this is in the tub. Let’s get one thing straight here, the tub guest list is strictly confidential. If she wanted to be public, she probably would have had her head in the shot.
Here are a few pictures from a recent night out at the Noc Noc Club in Seattle. You just have to love a club that serves beer in 40’s wrapped in a brown paper bag.
Really people, are we ALL going completely insane? This was taken at Gene Coulon Beach in Renton Washington. If people are not allowed to change here, where are they suppose to change? In their car, on the beach?
Now I am sure there is a good reason for this but maybe I am naive and I can not figure out what it could possibly be.
Well, I didn’t get any riding in this weekend but I did visit a club in Pike Place Market that I have never been to before. It is called the Can Can Kitchen and Caberet. I would suggest skipping the Kitchen part, pay the $10 cover, grab a few drinks at the bar and enjoy.
Ride With Kirk is an official sponsor of the HJAA (Hand Jobs Across America). This organization is doing a great job for this worthy cause.
Since its inception, the seriousness of this plague has been felt world wide and now supporters join together to wipe this terrible affliction from the face of the earth.
The HJAA website is launching soon so you track this cause as we eradicate this scourge.
Compared to the game shows the French are producing, I think all of American TV can be classified as the “Biggest Loser”. This game show captures it all, the suspense, the drama, the excitement, the boobies!
What the hell is de-pussification? Well…. we need to start with what pussification is and work our way back from there. Since Websters is not going to help out here with a definition, let me give it a try and break it down. Lets start with the base of the word pussy.
puss·y
n. pl.puss·ies
Informal A cat.
Botany A fuzzy catkin, especially of the pussy willow.
Vulgar Slang
The vulva.
Sexual intercourse with a woman.
Offensive Slang Used as a disparaging term for a woman.
Slang A man regarded as weak, timid, or unmanly.
I think the 5th definition hits the nail on the head. Come to think of it I think the great comedian George Carlin has already given us a definition.
pussification(noun): the state in which a society becomes less and less tough.
“We are undergoing a pussification of our entire society.” – George Carlin
Are there are events in your life that just make you sit back and think WTF?
When did I get so old?
When did it start taking 2 days to get over a good drunk?
Where did those darling little kids go and who are these nasty teenagers living in my house?
When did I start saying “Yes dear”?
I still have a nut sack but where are my BALLS?
I have had a few of these ah-ha moments recently but I would like to focus on one of them.