Pinstriping

I ran across this site the other day while browsing around.   If you are into pinstriping, check out their gallery and links.

Pinhead Lounge

Hand Jobs Across America

Ride With Kirk is an official sponsor of the HJAA (Hand Jobs Across America).  This organization is doing a great job for this worthy cause. 

Since its inception, the seriousness of this plague has been felt world wide and now supporters join together to wipe this terrible affliction from the face of the earth.

The HJAA website is launching soon so you track this cause as we eradicate this scourge.

To do your part and help fight, please donate generously.

For those who use FaceBook, you can view the cause here.

We are the biggest losers

Compared to the game shows the French are producing, I think all of American TV can be classified as the “Biggest Loser”. This game show captures it all, the suspense, the drama, the excitement, the boobies!

Quit Smoking

My Personal Journey Through Self De-Pussification

What the hell is de-pussification?  Well…. we need to start with what pussification is and work our way back from there.  Since Websters is not going to help out here with a definition, let me give it a try and break it down.  Lets start with the base of the word pussy.

I think the 5th definition hits the nail on the head.  Come to think of it I think the great comedian George Carlin has already given us a definition.

Are there are events in your life that just make you sit back and think WTF?

• When did I get so old?
• When did it start taking 2 days to get over a good drunk?
• Where did those darling little kids go and who are these nasty teenagers living in my house?
• When did I start saying “Yes dear”?
• I still have a nut sack but where are my BALLS?

I have had a few of these ah-ha moments recently but I would like to focus on one of them.

Read the rest of this entry »

Goin Down

Well 2008 is finally over and for some of our members here, its a year that they would rather forget. In 2008 we had 3 of our members go down.

While everyone is back on the road, it was not without a lot of pain and agony. I think that we should all consider 2008 a record year not to be repeated again.

So, for 2009, rubber down, riders up.

Red Light Photos Intersections

So, if you’re thinking on running one of those new “Red Light Photo” intersections and get your picture taken and then get a ticket in the mail, here’s some hands on advice.

I got one while riding my bike on a poker run with Kirk. Got the ticket in the mail, checked out the pictures they sent and even got on their web site they supplied and watched the video. I did run it bigger than shit. (Don’t know why Kirk didn’t get one. He kinda ran it to. He was right in front of me.) Anyway, I took it to court to fight it, because the fine was $101.00. Thought I might be able to talk my way out. Boy was I wrong.

In Pierce County they have a room at the court house just for “Red Light Photo” tickets. (Big ass flat screen and everything). I told the judge I was on a charity run for abused kids and that we all ride together and I think there might have been a road captain blocking the intersection, but I wasn’t sure on that intersection since it didn’t show in the video or pictures. She (the judge) didn’t buy that and said it looked like I was just trying to keep up with my buddies and charged me $90 “NEXT”

[kaltura-widget wid="mwrwdgick0" width="260" height="252" addpermission="0" editpermission="3" align="left" /]NOW what I should have said was “it wasn’t me riding the bike” and she would have let me go with NO fine. I watched one chick who got six, yes SIX red light tickets in two month and came up with some off the wall story that it wasn’t here. Hell, a five year old could have seen she was lying her tiny and nice little ass off, but the judge said “no fine and they’re all dismissed, NEXT”. And the same kind of thing was repeated with a bunch of other people too and you could tell they were all lies.

SO…. If you ever get one of those Red Light Photo tickets, Come up with some fricken story and make sure you’re lying your ass off and tell them it wasn’t you and since I will probably save you $101.00, maybe everyone can send me a couple bucks to cover mine…..

The Hammer

RWK Goes Mobile

So you have one of those fancy smart phones or an IPhone and need a good place to browse to…  Just point your mobile browser here to RideWithKirk.  Starting today, this website has been optimized for mobile browsing.

No longer will you have to wait for large downloads to complete just to see the home page.

So the next time you are in one of those boaring meetings at work, pick up your phone and tell us about the last ride you had or just read about ours.