Ride With Kirk

Who could argue with this.

All over Washington the rodent population has been declining and is feared to be in “deep shit” according to Mousey Fields chief inspector for the Save The Rodents Foundation (STRF).  Fields goes on to tell us “with the increase in the canine population and the move to processed dog food, rodents just do not have a chance”.  While canine excrement may look, smell and taste appalling to us bi-peds, the rodent population has survived on this stuff for millions of years.  “This little guy just did not have a chance.

He was found only feet away from this tempting pile of poo.  Once he spied this feast, it was all over for him.”

Processed dog food today contains anti-rodent additives that literally make the internal organs of the mice explode within minutes of ingestion.  The practice of using these additives have already been banned in Europe and Japan.  Mousey is introducing legislation here in the United States in early 2112 to ban these additives here also.

Mousey Fields asks that we all do our part and stop feeding our pets processed food and get back to feeding them table scraps.  If you must feed your animal processed food, please think of the rodent population and scoop your dogs poop.   Walkers and joggers will tank you as well.

I think this show the phenomia perfectly.

Well those Rescue Babies are back and asking questions about where they came from.  Come take a look at the newest adventure of the Rescue Babies.

Here is a new series for you featuring those lovable, adventurous babies who will quickly steal your hearts and put a smile on your face.

ps:  you can also view them as a flickr slide show or better yet, why not come visit the new Rescue Babies Web Site.

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Really people, are we ALL going completely insane? This was taken at Gene Coulon Beach in Renton Washington. If people are not allowed to change here, where are they suppose to change? In their car, on the beach?

Now I am sure there is a good reason for this but maybe I am naive and I can not figure out what it could possibly be.

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Mother Nature us up to her old tricks again and something has to be done about it. There were children playing in the park very close to where this picture was taken. If one of those precious youngsters would happen to notice this, imagine the horrible lifelong consequences and subsequent need for counseling that may occur.

Mother Nature…… You should be ashamed of yourself!

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May 13, 2008
In a unprecedented ruling today judge Natas Mai convicted Mother Nature of lewd and obscene public displays.  Nature was sternly reprimanded and forced to “Clean up her act”.  A spokesperson from Christians against obscene stuff (CAOS) rejoiced and immediately started speaking in tongues as the verdict was handed down.

“I really don’t really understand what she is saying”, says a 46 year old aspiring actress and lifelong Seattle resident, “but I know she speaks the truth and her ancient words must have been divinely inspired. I just wish divinity could be handed out in English or maybe Spanish sometimes”.

Lawyers for Nature argued that the penis cloud was just an accident and could happen to anyone but Judge Natas was not convinced and scolded Nature for her indiscretions. This was not the first time that Nature has “screwed up” according to the Judge, referring to an old case in which Nature tempted a young girl with beautiful apples which she latter fed to her common law husband forcing all humanity into eternal damnation. Nature has just not learned her lesson.

Fuck the slow race, burnout contests and weenie biting, I want more Thong Pulls!  Well maybe there should be some minimum requirement for entry, but I still like the concept.