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  • The Best Way To Enjoy Guiness

    Posted on December 1st, 2009 Kirk No comments

    Who could argue with this.

  • Rodent Population In Deep Shit

    Posted on November 28th, 2009 Kirk No comments

    mouseAll over Washington the rodent population has been declining and is feared to be in “deep shit” according to Mousey Fields chief inspector for the Save The Rodents Foundation (STRF).  Fields goes on to tell us “with the increase in the canine population and the move to processed dog food, rodents just do not have a chance”.  While canine excrement may look, smell and taste appalling to us bi-peds, the rodent population has survived on this stuff for millions of years.  “This little guy just did not have a chance.

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  • How Beer Works

    Posted on September 16th, 2009 Kirk No comments

    I think this show the phenomia perfectly.

     

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  • Where Do Babies Come From

    Posted on August 29th, 2009 Kirk No comments

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    Well those Rescue Babies are back and asking questions about where they came from.  Come take a look at the newest adventure of the Rescue Babies.

  • A Letter From A Cub Scout

    Posted on August 26th, 2009 Kirk No comments
    Dear Mom & Dad,

    Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.

    Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning.

    Scoutmaster Keith got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up?
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  • Rescue Babies

    Posted on August 21st, 2009 Kirk No comments

    Here is a new series for you featuring those lovable, adventurous babies who will quickly steal your hearts and put a smile on your face.

    ps:  you can also view them as a flickr slide show or better yet, why not come visit the new Rescue Babies Web Site.

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  • Have we all gone insane

    Posted on June 1st, 2009 Kirk No comments

    Really people, are we ALL going completely insane? This was taken at Gene Coulon Beach in Renton Washington. If people are not allowed to change here, where are they suppose to change? In their car, on the beach?

    Now I am sure there is a good reason for this but maybe I am naive and I can not figure out what it could possibly be.


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  • Mother Nature Again

    Posted on June 1st, 2009 Kirk No comments

    Mother Nature us up to her old tricks again and something has to be done about it. There were children playing in the park very close to where this picture was taken. If one of those precious youngsters would happen to notice this, imagine the horrible lifelong consequences and subsequent need for counseling that may occur.

    Mother Nature…… You should be ashamed of yourself!


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  • Mother Convicted of Obscenity

    Posted on May 13th, 2009 Kirk No comments

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    May 13, 2008
    In a unprecedented ruling today judge Natas Mai convicted Mother Nature of lewd and obscene public displays.  Nature was sternly reprimanded and forced to “Clean up her act”.  A spokesperson from Christians against obscene stuff (CAOS) rejoiced and immediately started speaking in tongues as the verdict was handed down.

    “I really don’t really understand what she is saying”, says a 46 year old aspiring actress and lifelong Seattle resident, “but I know she speaks the truth and her ancient words must have been divinely inspired. I just wish divinity could be handed out in English or maybe Spanish sometimes”.

    Lawyers for Nature argued that the penis cloud was just an accident and could happen to anyone but Judge Natas was not convinced and scolded Nature for her indiscretions. This was not the first time that Nature has “screwed up” according to the Judge, referring to an old case in which Nature tempted a young girl with beautiful apples which she latter fed to her common law husband forcing all humanity into eternal damnation. Nature has just not learned her lesson.

  • Thong Pull

    Posted on April 27th, 2009 Kirk No comments

    Fuck the slow race, burnout contests and weenie biting, I want more Thong Pulls!  Well maybe there should be some minimum requirement for entry, but I still like the concept.