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Well those Rescue Babies are back and asking questions about where they came from.  Come take a look at the newest adventure of the Rescue Babies.

Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning.

Scoutmaster Keith got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up?

The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows back.

We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Keith gets the bus fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Keith said that with a bus that old you have to expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance.

We think it's a neat bus. He doesn't care if we get it dirty and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus made for 24. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrol man stopped and talked to us.

Scoutmaster Keith is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Jessie how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any cops. All we ever see up there are logging trucks.

This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out to the rapids. Scoutmaster Keith wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast, it's concrete because we didn't have any plaster, so he let us take the canoe out. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood.

Scoutmaster Keith isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.

Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew dived into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works.

Steven and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Keith said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal-file?

I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters & buy some more beer and ammo. Don't worry about anything. We are fine and tonight it's my turn to sleep in the Scoutmaster's tent.

Love, Jimmie

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ps:  you can also view them as a flickr slide show or better yet, why not come visit the new Rescue Babies Web Site.

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Now I am sure there is a good reason for this but maybe I am naive and I can not figure out what it could possibly be.

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Mother Nature…… You should be ashamed of yourself!

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May 13, 2008
In a unprecedented ruling today judge Natas Mai convicted Mother Nature of lewd and obscene public displays.  Nature was sternly reprimanded and forced to “Clean up her act”.  A spokesperson from Christians against obscene stuff (CAOS) rejoiced and immediately started speaking in tongues as the verdict was handed down.

“I really don’t really understand what she is saying”, says a 46 year old aspiring actress and lifelong Seattle resident, “but I know she speaks the truth and her ancient words must have been divinely inspired. I just wish divinity could be handed out in English or maybe Spanish sometimes”.

Lawyers for Nature argued that the penis cloud was just an accident and could happen to anyone but Judge Natas was not convinced and scolded Nature for her indiscretions. This was not the first time that Nature has “screwed up” according to the Judge, referring to an old case in which Nature tempted a young girl with beautiful apples which she latter fed to her common law husband forcing all humanity into eternal damnation. Nature has just not learned her lesson.