Thong Pull

Fuck the slow race, burnout contests and weenie biting, I want more Thong Pulls!  Well maybe there should be some minimum requirement for entry, but I still like the concept.

Dumb Shit

Harley Hazard

The Sign Says It All

Welcome our 2 newest members

I would like to introduce you to our newest members.

1. Fat Bob describes himself as a fearless biker.  “I ride anywhere, I don’t care” says Bob.  “The only time I ever had problem was crossing a wooden bridge.  Some one made the damn thing out of old wood and I fell right through.  Luckily I saved the bike!”

2. Our newest member, Cindy, describes herself as an avid biker and always is looking to get back to nature.  There is nothing Cindy likes more than to put on some sexy shoes and peddle down a dirt road.

I didn’t have the heart to tell poor Cindy that we aren’t bicyclists and that the H.J.A.A does not stand for “Helping Jewish American Artists”.  She has signed up for a position on the H.J.A.A board.  (She will be working directly under me)

Six More Weeks of Winter

Phil Says “Six More Weeks of Winter!”

Phil’s official forecast as read February 2nd, 2009 at sunrise at Gobbler’s Knob:

Hear Ye Hear Ye
On Gobbler’s Knob this glorious Groundhog Day, February 2nd, 2009
Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers, Prognosticator of all Prognosticators
Awoke to the call of President Bill Cooper
And greeted his handlers, Ben Hughes and John Griffiths
After casting a joyful eye towards thousands of his faithful followers,
Phil proclaimed that his beloved Pittsburgh Steelers were World Champions one more time
And a bright sky above me
Showed my shadow beside me.
So 6 more weeks of winter it will be.

Scenes from the morning of February 2nd, 2009:

from: http://www.groundhog.org/

SuperBoobs

Who is going to win?…..

I like her style….. Who cares.

We are the biggest losers

Compared to the game shows the French are producing, I think all of American TV can be classified as the “Biggest Loser”. This game show captures it all, the suspense, the drama, the excitement, the boobies!

What would you come back as?

This is not meant to offend any god fearing people out there but just what if?

I saw some photos recently of a friends daughters trip to Mexico. While looking at these pictures it occurred to me that while we see lots of pictures of malnourished homeless children in countries such as Mexico, there is a whole group of them that are doing pretty well. These are the guys who get to show the innocent, or not so innocent, girls who visit their countries around. They are fairly good looking, know some, but not too much English, and have some wheels and probably get a lot of FRINGE BENEFITS.

So…., If I ever get a second chance to live life over and I am given the option of what to be reincarnated as, I think I will come back as a 18 year old Mexican boy who lives near a resort town with a Harley and side-bags full of booze.

How about you?  Who/what would you come back as?  (Leave a comment)

Harley Riding Vice President

Is our next potential vice president, Sarah Palin, a Harley rider or poser? You decide for yourself.

I can’t stop thinking that if we could get some debate on helmet laws, lane splitting or loud pipes, we could get some actual answers out of these candidates instead of the diarrhea that continues to  spew out of their mouths.  What if we spent some of that bailout money on fixing the road snakes or motorcycle “only” parking or how about a motorcycle only lane on the freeway?

Will we be seeing Sarah Palin at next years Testicle Festival or Sturgis?  I wonder if the secret service would dress in bandannas and cut off muscle shirts?  Maybe some chaps.  I don’t even want to speculate what would happen the first time some drunk biker yelled “Hey Sarah baby, show us your tits”.

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