Rodent Population In Deep Shit

All over Washington the rodent population has been declining and is feared to be in “deep shit” according to Mousey Fields chief inspector for the Save The Rodents Foundation (STRF).  Fields goes on to tell us “with the increase in the canine population and the move to processed dog food, rodents just do not have a chance”.  While canine excrement may look, smell and taste appalling to us bi-peds, the rodent population has survived on this stuff for millions of years.  “This little guy just did not have a chance.

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