Rodent Population In Deep Shit
All over Washington the rodent population has been declining and is feared to be in “deep shit” according to Mousey Fields chief inspector for the Save The Rodents Foundation (STRF). Fields goes on to tell us “with the increase in the canine population and the move to processed dog food, rodents just do not have a chance”. While canine excrement may look, smell and taste appalling to us bi-peds, the rodent population has survived on this stuff for millions of years. “This little guy just did not have a chance.
He was found only feet away from this tempting pile of poo. Once he spied this feast, it was all over for him.”
Processed dog food today contains anti-rodent additives that literally make the internal organs of the mice explode within minutes of ingestion. The practice of using these additives have already been banned in Europe and Japan. Mousey is introducing legislation here in the United States in early 2112 to ban these additives here also.
Mousey Fields asks that we all do our part and stop feeding our pets processed food and get back to feeding them table scraps. If you must feed your animal processed food, please think of the rodent population and scoop your dogs poop. Walkers and joggers will tank you as well.