Mother Nature Again

Mother Nature us up to her old tricks again and something has to be done about it. There were children playing in the park very close to where this picture was taken. If one of those precious youngsters would happen to notice this, imagine the horrible lifelong consequences and subsequent need for counseling that may occur.

Mother Nature…… You should be ashamed of yourself!

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Mother Convicted of Obscenity

May 13, 2008
In a unprecedented ruling today judge Natas Mai convicted Mother Nature of lewd and obscene public displays.  Nature was sternly reprimanded and forced to “Clean up her act”.  A spokesperson from Christians against obscene stuff (CAOS) rejoiced and immediately started speaking in tongues as the verdict was handed down.

“I really don’t really understand what she is saying”, says a 46 year old aspiring actress and lifelong Seattle resident, “but I know she speaks the truth and her ancient words must have been divinely inspired. I just wish divinity could be handed out in English or maybe Spanish sometimes”.

Lawyers for Nature argued that the penis cloud was just an accident and could happen to anyone but Judge Natas was not convinced and scolded Nature for her indiscretions. This was not the first time that Nature has “screwed up” according to the Judge, referring to an old case in which Nature tempted a young girl with beautiful apples which she latter fed to her common law husband forcing all humanity into eternal damnation. Nature has just not learned her lesson.